Calvin and Hobbes Character Test

The IDRLabs Calvin and Hobbes Character Test is inspired by psychometric methodology and based on research into the characters in the classic comic strip. The test provides feedback such as the following:

Calvin

Calvin is a whirlwind of imagination, humor, and fearless creativity—a kid who can transform an ordinary afternoon into an unforgettable adventure. He sees possibilities where others see limitations, boldly reinventing his backyard as alien worlds, secret bases, or the headquarters of his next big invention. Whether he’s becoming Stupendous Man, racing through galaxies as Spaceman Spiff, or designing a new transmogrifier, Calvin embraces life with unfiltered curiosity and enthusiasm. He may dislike school, baths, and vegetables, but he loves dinosaurs, snow days, and pushing boundaries in the most delightfully chaotic ways. Calvin’s wild energy, honesty, and creativity remind us of the magic of childhood and the power of seeing the world as a playground.

Hobbes

Hobbes is the thoughtful, loyal, and gently sarcastic friend everyone wishes they had—the kind who brings out your imagination while keeping you grounded. To adults he may look like a stuffed tiger, but to Calvin he’s a full-fledged companion who pounces with joy, offers witty philosophical commentary, and understands life’s simple pleasures. Hobbes loves good food, warm sunshine, playful wrestling, and quiet observation, always balancing Calvin’s impulsive energy with calm reflection. Whether they’re sledding at breakneck speeds or discussing the mysteries of the universe, Hobbes adds heart, humor, and wisdom to every moment. His presence reminds us how meaningful friendship can be, especially when it encourages us to explore the world with wonder and thoughtfulness.

Susie Derkins

Susie is bright, confident, and surprisingly patient for someone who deals daily with Calvin’s unpredictable antics. She excels in school, enjoys learning, and brings a thoughtful maturity to their chaotic dynamic—even while dishing out sharp comebacks or a well-deserved snowball. Susie loves imaginative play on her own terms and dreams big, envisioning herself as a powerful executive, an inspiring leader, or perhaps a mother to a bustling, joyful family. Although she often pretends to be exasperated, she secretly values her odd, spirited friendship with Calvin, finding his wild imagination both baffling and weirdly endearing. Susie’s intelligence, creativity, and quiet confidence make her a relatable figure for anyone who balances ambition with playfulness.

Moe

Moe is the classic schoolyard powerhouse—big, blunt, and not exactly subtle—but beneath the tough exterior lies a kid still figuring out how to navigate the world. He barrels through life assuming strength is the answer to everything, often acting before he thinks and communicating in short bursts of gruff authority. Yet even in his rough-around-the-edges way, Moe reflects the truth that kids express themselves differently and don’t always have the tools to show their feelings. With the right support and understanding, there’s room in him for growth, kindness, and a broader sense of connection. Moe reminds us that behind every intimidating exterior is someone who’s still learning how to belong and express themselves.

Miss Wormwood

Miss Wormwood is the eternally patient educator facing one of childhood’s greatest forces of chaos: Calvin. Armed with lesson plans, structured routines, and a steadfast belief in the power of learning, she tackles each school day with a mixture of professionalism and strategic endurance. Though Calvin’s imaginative detours and dramatic objections to homework leave her reaching for aspirin, she remains committed to guiding her students toward understanding and curiosity. Her perseverance—despite dinosaurs, daydreams, and spontaneous classroom philosophy debates—makes her both admirable and relatable to anyone who has tried to inspire others. Miss Wormwood embodies dedication, resilience, and the belief that every challenge is worth facing when you care about helping kids grow.

Calvin’s Dad

Calvin’s Dad is the practical, outdoorsy father who believes deeply in experiences that build character—and usually involve chilly bike rides, camping in less-than-ideal weather, or explaining everyday life in hilariously matter-of-fact ways. With a dry wit and steady presence, he embraces the joys of nature, hard work, and teaching through example, even when Calvin interprets his lessons with dramatic flair. He brings calm balance to the household, offering stability, perspective, and a grounded sense of humor. Beneath his sometimes stern, practical demeanor is a dad who cares deeply, encourages curiosity, and wants his son to grow into someone capable and confident. His mix of gentle mischief and sincere guidance makes him a quietly endearing parent.

Calvin’s Mom

Calvin’s Mom is warm, loving, and endlessly resilient—a master of managing the beautiful chaos that comes with raising a child as energetic and imaginative as Calvin. She handles muddy footprints, last-minute school projects, monster inspections, and spontaneous philosophical debates with patience, humor, and a steady sense of responsibility. While often on the brink of exasperation, she shows unwavering love, setting boundaries while still nurturing Calvin’s creative spirit. She keeps the home running smoothly, balances discipline with compassion, and provides comfort even during the most chaotic days. Her blend of strength, warmth, and understanding makes her an incredibly relatable figure for anyone who juggles order and affection in a lively household.