Super Zoomer Test

So, you made it past the headline—congrats, you might just have the attention span (or chaotic curiosity) of a true Super Zoomer. Now we’re diving deeper. This part of the experience isn’t just a quiz; it’s a cultural diagnostic. If the questions above made you giggle, cringe (ironically, of course), or nod in knowing approval, then you're exactly where you need to be.

Let’s get one thing straight: being a Super Zoomer isn’t about age. It’s about vibe. It’s about recognizing that “slay” isn’t just a word—it’s a full-body affirmation. It’s about knowing that clowncore isn’t just fashion; it’s philosophy. You probably didn’t need Urban Dictionary to learn what “rizz” means—you absorbed it through osmosis while doomscrolling at 2 a.m. That’s what separates a Zoomer from a Super Zoomer.

This test doesn’t just skim the surface of Gen Z culture—it cannonballs into the deep end. It assumes you've been online so long that reality is now a mildly annoying intermission between content drops. You're the kind of person who’s witnessed TikTok trends rise and fall in a week and felt genuine grief about it. You’ve seen accounts with millions of followers get shadowbanned overnight. You might’ve even launched a micro-drama war in the comments section and won.

You don't just consume memes—you analyze them like they’re literary texts. Irony? Too obvious. Post-irony? Getting warmer. Anti-humor? Now we're talking. You've replied to a serious post with a random emoji or a cursed image, and that was the whole joke. If you've ever said something totally unhinged with a straight face just to see if anyone else in the room would catch the reference—you’re probably a Super Zoomer.

You’ve been through every phase of the digital diaspora: from Tumblr to Vine, from TikTok to Discord. Maybe you’ve “rotated your favorite hyperfixation” three times this month. You can have a five-minute debate about whether something is ✨ camp ✨ or just bad. You know exactly what someone means when they say, “This has big main character energy,” and you've probably curated your Spotify Wrapped to reflect that persona.

And sure, this quiz might feel unserious, but that’s the point. Gen Z doesn’t do anything seriously—except for mental health awareness, climate anxiety, and staying hydrated. But even then, we cope with memes, stan accounts, and unnecessarily specific aesthetics. That's the Zoomer way.

So buckle up, scroll on, and embrace the absurdity. This isn’t just a quiz—it’s a vibe check. And if you're still reading? You're probably deep enough in the meme trenches to pass.

What’s the most unhinged internet moment you’ve ever witnessed in real time?